the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
Fitzgerald got so fucking lucky with this metaphor
Pam cooking spray is my favorite drink. You might be thinking, “How can it be a drink? It’s a spray. You said so yourself.”
I did say that, but if you spray it into a glass for a long time, you can take a big sip of it and it is good.