Tumbl With Ty Ty

Come on vámanos! Everybody let's go! Come on let's get to it! I know that we can do it! Where are we going? TYLER'S BLOG!
I like these but not enough to put them on my blog
I know some of these people in real life!

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

heckacute:

The difference between wiggling and wriggling is night and day and if you can’t understand that, then maybe we shouldn’t see each other anymore. 

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

(via patarnon)

spookynnacaroni:

The cops just pulled me over and asked if I have a police record. I said nah, but I do have one of their cd’s

poochcrew:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

(via carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt)

bobabobafett:

unexplained-events:

Oldest Mask

The oldest mask in the world, around 9000 years old.

image

(via spookynnacaroni)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Toy Trumpet Virtuoso

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

(via spookynnacaroni)

arrestedliterature:

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald 

arrestedliterature:

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald 

(via mattheuphonium)