Tumbl With Ty Ty

Come on vámanos! Everybody let's go! Come on let's get to it! I know that we can do it! Where are we going? TYLER'S BLOG!
I like these but not enough to put them on my blog
I know some of these people in real life!

eakies:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

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thesylverlining:

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

Fitzgerald got so fucking lucky with this metaphor

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katara:

sonofbaldwin:

jessehimself:

Do not test Reza Aslan.

We must train and retain our ability to listen and process critically.

Nobody told me that @RezaAslan knew how to read.

(Not read as in books, but read as in reveal your scalp to the world.)

Because homie read Bill Maher, Don Lemon, Alisyn Camerota, Benjamin Netanyahu, and just about everyone else for points.

Hair all over the damn floor like it was a barbershop and nobody had a broom.

He got ALL his kee-kee’s in.

Watch.

Transcription available here: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/09/30/reza_aslan_mahers_facile_generalizations_of_islam_the_definition_of_bigotry.html

the lashings… 

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heckacute:

Pam cooking spray is my favorite drink. You might be thinking, “How can it be a drink? It’s a spray. You said so yourself.”

I did say that, but if you spray it into a glass for a long time, you can take a big sip of it and it is good. 

whiteboyfriend:

oh okay bing

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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